we investigated your claims about doctor lecter will thoroughly we went over every fiber of his clothing we took his dna we found nothing
did you check his fridge
I mean if there were medieval kittens I wouldn’t complain… (But no really, this blog is the best.)
So I bought a pack of google eyes.
Well, somebody gives a rat’s ass about humour
The only good comment on my post omg
OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes
Gulden Leeuw - At Sea - Tall Ships
The good, the bad and the ugly, 1966
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”